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Buy My Stuff, Bitches!!! [03 Mar 2005|02:28am]

Support This Site

btw, i only make a dollar on each item you buy, so yea..spend money!!

if you ike this i have some other cafepress shops, just ask for the link
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ultimate [28 Feb 2005|01:18am]

[ mood | quixotic ]

Ok so heres a crazy recipie i made specifically for you guys.

So you make your typical (weed) brownies, but this time you add (mushrooms) into the mix. Bake, then coat with (Cocaine and crushed valium) frosting, topped with (mixed pill) sprinkles. Wash down with (blotter acid) milk.

Im sure this would kill even keith richards, but its worth a shot. please dont actually make this, i cant afford to be sued by your grieving, blaming parents. Or sign a waiver, whichever you want.

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[28 Feb 2005|12:50am]

Today I had too much champagne and TIRAMISUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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[31 Oct 2004|07:33am]

[ mood | crazy ]

Arrg!! Hewwo! I'm totally new here. I don't need to make sense....sooooo.....

BLARG! I scared you!!

Happy Freaking Halloween!

Don't trip on your way out!

Don't take things from old guys!!!'

Okay. I'm done.


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[24 Oct 2004|11:43am]
The highlights of a drunk-off-my-ass IM conversation

Juggalo82421: why doesn't your work serve spagetti Os?
xSpasticxColonx: becuase we are cheap communist bastards I tell you

Wow...rated...um...R for sexual content...I thinkCollapse )
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[23 Oct 2004|01:48pm]
[ mood | blah ]

I only bathe in distilled water while sipping slightly soured milk from the anus cavity of my rubber duck, Sir. Farfignuton-quacks-a-lot.

I blurted this out one day without explanation. I'm still baffeled.

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[24 Sep 2004|12:46am]

My boyfreind swore up and down that there is lithium in the drinking water in El Paso, Texas. I told him he got that confused with flouride.
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[21 Sep 2004|06:25pm]


2 words: Dirty Pig.
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heyyyyy kidds! [03 Sep 2004|07:52pm]

[ mood | chipper ]

so, it looks like we have some more new members. yay for new people! much love to you guys<3

Incase ne1 didn't know..this is xintriguingx..new username and such..add it if you wish..I dun kurr.

well im out of shit to write so yeahh..just wanted to check on things in this here community that I started then haven't written anything in for a long ass time.you know how it is.

drink mo' beer


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nothing dont read this, eat shit and die [31 Aug 2004|10:54am]

[ mood | noinkpigmentless ]

hello i like pop tarts. i do drugs. i like being random.
people use children as slave labor
steal everything not on fire
living in oblivion
one day im going to go crazy and attack the icecream truck lady
damn her jingle, sometimes she plays 'its a small world'
a girl tries to sit naked tripping face contemplating death
when itomes, circling the block, endlessly circling the block
my favorite song just came on life is an orgasm
i wanna be sedated
do something stimulate me
always looking for new friends,
add polaroid42 maybe instead of lemorri
i write a lot on lemorri, polaroid42 is overflow
i do drugs and write
ill add you as a friend even if you suck
im eating fig newtons
have a bad day and a wonderful night

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[31 Aug 2004|09:47am]

does anyone like the way ink smells?
yeh me either.

oh hi im gabby. i like you already.
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[18 Aug 2004|08:51pm]



****If you are a hot, sexy, raver. then JOIN TODAY! only the hottest, sexiest, and hardcorest ravers get in****

JOIN TODAY! you'll get in!
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Rory Culkin... [04 Aug 2004|03:27am]

[ mood | PooPoo ]

I'm eatin a poptart right now and I just found this community so blarg fargensteinfeldman mchuddlefish. Sayanara Jesus, and the fish you rode in on. My favorites are brown sugar cinnamon. I used to not be able to say cinnamon - well, that's not true. I could, but I would tell people I couldn't. However, when I would tell them I couldn't, I would say it perfectly fine and then be extactic and impressed with myself that I did it. Sometimes I wouldn't say anything and see if they noticed. Some people are just strange. I wish my poptart was a lithium brown sugar cinnamon one. I wish i could say the word lithium. I wish i could say the word cinnamon. Shannyn Sossamon is hot. Praise Allah, amen.

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Welcome [16 Jul 2004|12:02am]

No one has posted here since february!
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[13 Jul 2004|11:18pm]

haha its soo weird that i found this community..it fits my user name perfectly...well im tiffany..im new so i was just saying hi!!
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[04 Feb 2004|03:59pm]

[ mood | bored ]

ohio is boring in the winter, and just plain lame in the summer, fuck this state and its plain-ness, at least it isnt fuckin iowa or kansas, bleck

hows that for random?

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wow... [31 Jan 2004|08:04am]

[ mood | awake ]

um... yeah... can we consider that a death to a community?? COME ON. Alright well, here I am to save it.

I want a snake. 8( Cute cute cuteness. But I need more moneys. Oh well. I will make more moneys and buy a snake. Or perhaps my parents can get me one with the tank and all that necessary stuff for my 16th bday. Then I have to wait 5 months though. 8(

I'M CRAVING BURGER KING. AAAAAAH. I'm hungry. I will go eat breakfast soon.

I had a dream I was eating cinnamon toast crunch last night. It was weird because in my dream, milk was yellow. And that's just how it was.

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....subject.... [02 Jan 2004|05:01am]

yep yep yep..can't sleep again..I just realized we've gained a lot of members. yay!

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY!! *plays the kazoo*

wahooooooo! **group hug**
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new [01 Jan 2004|07:15pm]

[ mood | crappy ]

Hmm... perhaps it's not just me, seeing as so many members here have Cobain in their icon, but I joined just cuz Lithium is in the title and it's the best Nirvana song. Hehehe. THEN I read other posts and it's like hey random... just what I need. 8)

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[24 Dec 2003|12:06pm]

[ mood | stupid ]

sooooooooooo, i havent said anything in here for a long time, so here goes


so anyways, how many people here are from ohio, well, at some point in their lives, could claim ohio residency?

its christmas eve, and thats f-ing crazy, i hope everyone has a merry one, even though im atheist as all hell... if you dont celebrate christmas, have a happy whateverthehell it is you do around this time of year... hahaha


im too f-ing tired to think straight, so i figured it would be fun to ramble on and on about nothing essentially in a community that i forgot i was a part of, heh


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